前列腺门：合众国的新国家机密
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副标题：
我们对拜登的前列腺了解得太多，却对特朗普的黑幕一无所知前言：
在当今政治语境中，公众舆论和媒体焦点常常背离真正重要的问题。吉姆·赖特尖锐地指出，与其说美国民众被赋予了知情权，不如说被喂养了选择性的“透明”。我们知道拜登的前列腺情况，却对特朗普及其同伙涉及的多项潜在腐败、违法乃至威胁国家安全的行为知之甚少。更令人担忧的是，许多选民借拜登健康为由逃避责任，却在关键时刻缺席了民主的选择。这不仅暴露出政客的虚伪，更揭示出选民对真相的冷漠与对责任的回避。本文是一记讽刺的警钟，提醒我们真正该关注的是什么。作者：吉姆·赖特（Jim Wright）：
我们对拜登的前列腺了解得比对那个据说企图暗杀特朗普的人还多。
我们对拜登的前列腺了解得比对那个“另一个”据说企图暗杀特朗普的人还多。
我们对拜登的前列腺了解得比对特朗普的税表还多。
我们对拜登的前列腺了解得比对特朗普到底为了那个浮夸俗气的4亿美元“金镶镀金”贿赂向卡塔尔人交换了什么还多。
我们对拜登的前列腺了解得比对特朗普的DOGE特工从社会安全局和国税局那里窃取了什么个人信息还多。事实上，我们对拜登的前列腺了解得比对那个22岁的DOGE特工“大胆哥”还多，他正在把我们的个人信息转存到埃隆·马斯克的公司硬盘上。
我们对拜登的前列腺了解得比对沙特人为什么给特朗普女婿20亿美元“贷款”还多。
我们对拜登的前列腺了解得比对特朗普那起可疑的20亿美元加密货币骗局还多。
我们对拜登的前列腺了解得比对特朗普在中美洲秘密设立的“古拉格监狱”详情还多。
我们对拜登的前列腺了解得比对特朗普为什么那么多次出现在杰弗里·爱泼斯坦的飞行记录上还多。
然而，不知怎的，拜登的前列腺成了媒体现在唯一能想到的重要话题。铺天盖地，全民痴迷。这成了共和党人和MAGA捐款机器眼中唯一重要的议题。仿佛他们完全不知道有多少男人得了前列腺癌，但依然每天照常工作生活，完全不影响他们的认知或身体能力。
事实上，很可能那些质疑拜登癌症诊断的人当中相当一部分自己就患有前列腺癌——他们自己知道，但对公众隐瞒了这一点，因为这与他们履行职责毫无关系。
不过嘛，这甚至还排不上政治虚伪的前十名。
共和党人的困惑可能是因为癌症的部位问题。
再加上他们集体脑袋一直卡在屁股里出不来。
但我扯远了。
重点是：选民和民主党领导人要求拜登退选。
于是他退了。
然后你们有机会去投票给一个与你们大多数价值观相符的人，他不是该死的法西斯分子，最重要的是他年轻健康——但结果发现，健康根本就不是你们不投票的理由，不是吗？
拜登的健康问题并不能解释你们为什么不出来投票。
所以说到底，健康压根不是问题。
但你们尽管继续鞭尸吧，那匹死马还没被彻底做成胶水，我敢肯定媒体、评论员和政客们还能从它身上榨出几块脏兮兮的钞票来。
原文：
翻译：Jim Wright: We know more about Biden's prostate than we do about that guy who allegedly tried to assassinate Trump.
We know more about Biden's prostate than we do about that OTHER guy who allegedly tried to assassinate Trump.
We know more about Biden's prostate than we do about Trump's tax returns.
We know more about Biden's prostate than we do about what Trump gave the Qataris in exchange for that gaudy gauche grotesque $400 million gold-plated bribe.
We know more about Biden's prostate than we do about what private information Trump's DOGE agents took from the Social Security Administration and the IRS. In fact, we know more about Biden's prostate than we do about that 22-year-old DOGE agent, Big Balls, who's currently porting our personal information to Elon Musk's corporate hard drives.
We know more about Biden's prostate than why the Saudis' gave Trump's son-in-law a $2 billion "loan."
We know more about Biden's prostate than Trump's shady $2 Billion crypto scam.
We know more about Biden's prostate than the details of Trump's secret Central American gulag.
We know more about Biden's prostate than we do about why Trump appeared so many times on Jeffrey Epstein's flight logs.
And yet, somehow, Biden's prostate is the single most important thing the media can think of right now. It's all consuming. It's the single most important topic to Republicans and the MAGA money machine, and it's as if none of them know just how many men have prostate cancer and live with it every day while going about their jobs and lives without it affecting their cognitive or physical abilities in any fashion whatsoever.
In fact, it's a pretty good bet that a significant fraction of those men currently questioning Biden's cancer diagnosis have prostate cancer themselves -- and know it, and are hiding it from the public because it's not relevant to the performance of their jobs.
But then, that's not even in the top 10 when it comes to the hypocrisy of politics.
The confusion on Republicans' part might be the cancer's location.
And the fact they perpetually have their collective heads firmly up their asses.
But I digress.
Here's the thing: voters and the Democratic Party leaders asked Biden dropped out.
So he did.
And THEN you had a chance to vote for someone who embraced many if not most of your values, who wasn't a goddamn fascist, and most of all who was young and fit -- except it turns out health really wasn't the issue, was it?
Biden's health issues doesn't explain why you didn't show up.
And, no, health really isn't the issue at all.
But keep flogging that dead horse, it's not entirely glue yet, I'm sure the press and the pundits and the politicians can squeeze it for another few grubby dollars.
编译：林胥
