是我一个人的错觉吗？
——史蒂文·格兰特·泰勒

是我一个人的错觉吗？
还是这个世界，
已经——
脱！轨！了！

股市如疯马狂奔，
新闻如鬼魅低吟，
一边是高空中无形的尾迹，
一边是舆论场的疯言乱语。

你听，
福克斯在咆哮，CNN在争吵，
真假真假真假——
交织如梦，乱我心窍。

是我一个人的错觉吗？
政治这场戏，
是不是，
早已没有正反之分，
只有幕后的共谋？

他们排练着对立，
演绎着争执，
却在幕后——
勾肩搭背，暗通款曲。

我在问，
我们是否正在慢慢低头，
放下警惕，
向那狂妄的，暴虐的，
种族主义的——
“强人”投降？

我在呼唤，
历史终会回望此刻，
它会说：
这是分水岭，
这是试金石。

那一天，
我们可曾认清：
什么是虚构？
什么才是真实

原作：

Is It Just Me?
by Steven Grant Taylor

Is it just me, or has everything
gone completely off the rails;
from the market roller-coaster ride,
to airplanes spewing chemtrails.

Each day, the news gets so bazaar,
from both Fox and CNN,
this disparity discombobulates,
who is foe and who is friend.

Is it just me, or does it seem,
that the body politic,
despite perceived duality,
are behind the scenes quite thick.

Their dialectics demonstrate,
a sinister veneer,
a rehearsed and scripted stratagem,
to manufacture fear.

Is it just me, are we about,
to acquiesce and to succumb,
to the whims and to the wishes of,
a racist, fascist bum?

History will reprove this time,
as a pivotal ordeal,
when the masses failed to recognize,
what was fake and what was real.

copyright April 2025
all rights reserved

编译：林胥

我不想听到任何一个特朗普支持者在你们活着的这辈子里，对这个独裁者或他那些腐败无能的内阁人选所带来的任何、任何狗屁问题有哪怕一句抱怨。

你因为埃隆·马斯克失业了？闭嘴。忍着它。吞下它。噎住它。
我们都得受苦，就因为你们缺乏看清真相和独立思考的能力。

国家公园关闭或变得脏乱？ 忍着。
你孩子感染了大肠杆菌？ 忍着。
你得了麻疹？ 忍着。
你的银行坑了你？ 忍着。
你当地的医疗诊所关门了？ 忍着。
你呼吸的空气、喝的水现在很脏？忍着。
你坐的飞机迫降了？ 自己应对。
你失去了医保？ 活该。
他们把你家附近的公地卖给伐木公司？ 忍着！
飓风过后FEMA（联邦应急管理局）没来救你？ 忍着。
你表妹因为不能堕胎而死于败血症？ 忍着。
你买不起日用品和食品，而食物银行也关闭了？ 活该，饿着吧。
你的餐馆生意下滑，因为没有游客愿意来？ 活该。
你侄子被移民局“消失”了？ 忍着。

闭上你那张嘴。

2016年就已经很明显——他是一个渴望掌权的暴君，而且毫无疑问是个骗子。

你只需要一点直觉和三颗脑细胞，就能看出他是个危险的、无能的黑帮头子。

你投票支持他？那你就得承担后果，一直到你咽下最后一口气。

你这张选票，是对每一个曾为这个国家服役、为自由而牺牲的军人和他们家属的侮辱与背叛。

——科特妮·罗斯（Courtney Roth）

I don't want to hear ONE FUCKING COMPLAINT from ANY Trump voters for the duration of your life about ANY, ANY fucking problems brought on by this dictator or his corrupt and incompetent cabinet picks. You lost your job because of Elon? STFU. Stuff it. Swallow it. Choke on it. We all have to suffer because you lack the ability to see truth and think critically. National Parks closed or dirty?. Stuff it. Your child gets sick with e-coli. Stuff it. You get the measles, stuff it. Your bank rips you off? Stuff it. Your local health clinic closes? The air and water you breathe is filthy now? Stuff it. Your plane had a crash landing, deal with it. You lost your health care, suck it. They sold off public lands for logging near your home, stuff it! Fema isn't there to help you after the hurricane? Stuff it. Your cousin dies of sepsis because she couldn't get an abortion, stuff it. You can't afford groceries and the food banks are closed, too fucking bad, go hungry. Your income is down because no tourists want to visit your eatery? Too fucking bad. Your nephew gets disappeared by ICE, stuff it. Keep your fucking mouth closed. It was so obvious in 2016 he was a wannabe tyrant and most definitely a charlatan. You only need a miniscule amount of intuition and 3 brain cells to know he's a dangerous incompetent mobster. You voted for this. No one wants to hear it. You voted for this? You fucking OWN IT until your dying breath. You just spit on and dishonored every person who served our country and the family members of those who sacrificed for our freedoms...
~Courtney Roth~

作者：Rick Loebach
来源：脸书
链接: https://www.facebook.com/share/1FLAcwC7QV/?mibextid=wwXIfr

前言：读了就哭，打印并保留！
这应该登上每一家报纸的头版。
查理·里斯最后的专栏！

一篇非常有趣的专栏，完全中立。 一定要读到最后的诗。
查理·里斯为《奥兰多哨兵报》撰写的最后一篇专栏……他做了49年的记者。他即将退休，这是他的最后一篇专栏。

一定要读到最后的税务清单。

这篇文章尽可能清晰易懂。下面的文章完全中立，既不反共和党也不反民主党。查理·里斯，《奥兰多哨兵报》的退休记者，一针见血地指出了最终必须为每天影响我们每个人的判断承担责任的人是谁。这篇短文值得一读，值得花时间，值得铭记！

545人对3亿人 ——查理·里斯

政客是世界上唯一一群制造问题然后又反对问题的人。
你有没有想过，如果民主党人和共和党人都反对赤字，为什么我们还有赤字？

你有没有想过，如果所有政客都反对通货膨胀和高税收，为什么我们还有通货膨胀和高税收？

你我不会提出联邦预算，那是总统的职责。

你我没有宪法赋予的权力来投票决定拨款，那是众议院的职责。

你我不会编写税法，那是国会的职责。
你我不会设定财政政策，那是国会的职责。
你我不会控制货币政策，那是联邦储备银行的职责。
100名参议员、435名众议员、一名总统和九名最高法院法官，总共545人，在3亿人口中直接、合法、道德和个人地对困扰这个国家的国内问题负责。

我把联邦储备委员会的成员排除在外，因为这个问题是国会造成的。1913年，国会将其宪法职责——提供健全的货币——委托给了一个联邦特许但私有的中央银行。

我把所有特殊利益集团和游说者排除在外是有充分理由的。他们没有法定权力。他们无法强迫参议员、众议员或总统做任何事情。我不在乎他们是否给政客提供了100万美元现金，政客有权接受或拒绝。不管游说者承诺什么，决定如何投票是立法者的责任。

这545人花费大量精力试图让你相信他们所做之事不是他们的错。他们不分党派地合作进行这场共同的骗局。
政客与普通人区别在于他们有超乎寻常的胆量。没有哪个正常人会有众议院议长那样的胆量，站出来批评总统制造赤字。（总统只能提出预算，他无法强迫国会接受。）

宪法是国家的最高法律，赋予众议院独有的责任来发起和批准拨款和税收。众议院议长是谁？（约翰·博纳。他是多数党的领袖。他和众议院同僚，而不是总统，可以批准他们想要的任何预算。）如果总统否决，他们只要同意就可以推翻否决。[众议院已经通过了一项预算，但参议院三年多来未批准预算。在这期间，总统提出的预算几乎在参议院全票被否。]

对我来说，一个拥有3亿人口的国家无法替换这545个被当前事实证明无能和不负责任的人，这似乎不可思议。我想不出一个国内问题不是直接追溯到这545个人的。当你完全理解这545人行使联邦政府权力的简单真相时，就必须得出结论：现存的一切都是他们想要的。

如果税法不公平，那是因为他们想要它不公平。
如果预算赤字，那是因为他们想要赤字。
如果陆军和海军陆战队在伊拉克和阿富汗，那是因为他们想要他们在那里。
如果他们没有领取社会保障金，而是享受人民无法获得的精英退休计划，那是因为他们想要这样。
没有无法解决的政府问题。

不要让这545人把责任推给官僚——他们雇佣并可以废除这些官僚的职位；不要推给游说者——他们可以拒绝其礼物和建议；不要推给监管者——他们赋予其监管权力，也可以收回这种权力。最重要的是，不要让他们骗你相信存在什么“经济”、“通货膨胀”或“政治”之类神秘的力量，阻止他们履行他们宣誓要做的事。

这545人，唯有他们，负有责任。他们，唯有他们，拥有权力。

他们，唯有他们，应该由作为他们老板的人民来问责——前提是选民有勇气管理自己的雇员……我们应该把他们全部投票赶下台，清理他们的烂摊子！

查理·里斯是《奥兰多哨兵报》的前专栏作家。

你读完这篇文章后如何处理……取决于你。 如果这不是那么真实，可能会觉得好笑。 一定要读到最后：

税他的土地， 税他的床， 税他吃饭的桌子。
税他的拖拉机， 税他的骡子， 教他税收是规矩。
税他的工作， 税他的工资， 反正他工作赚的是花生！
税他的牛， 税他的羊， 税他的裤子， 税他的外套。
税他的领带， 税他的衬衫， 税他的工作， 税他的泥土。
税他的烟草， 税他的酒， 如果他思考， 也税他。
税他的雪茄， 税他的啤酒， 如果他哭泣， 税他的眼泪。
税他的车， 税他的汽油， 想其他办法， 税他的屁股。
税他拥有的一切， 然后让他知道， 在把他榨干之前， 你不会停手。
当他尖叫抗议时， 再多税他一些， 税到他痛彻心扉。
然后税他的棺材， 税他的坟墓， 税他被埋葬的草皮……
在墓碑上刻下这些话： “税收把我逼入绝境……”

他走了以后， 别松懈， 是时候征收遗产税了。 应收账款税 建筑许可税 商业驾驶执照税 香烟税 企业所得税 狗证税 消费税 联邦所得税 联邦失业税（FUTA） 钓鱼执照税 食品执照税 燃料许可税 汽油税（当前每加仑44.75美分） 总收入税 狩猎执照税 遗产税 库存税 国税局利息费用 国税局罚款（税上加税） 酒税 奢侈品税 结婚证税 医疗保险税 个人财产税 财产税 房地产税 服务费税 社会保障税 道路使用税 休闲车税 销售税 学校税 州所得税 州失业税（SUTA） 电话联邦消费税 电话联邦通用服务费税 电话联邦、州和地方附加税 电话最低使用附加税 电话定期和非定期收费税 电话州和地方税 电话使用费税 公用事业税 车辆登记税 车辆销售税 水上交通工具登记税 井许可税 工人补偿税

还觉得这好笑吗？ 100年前，这些税一个都不存在，我们的国家是世界上最繁荣的。我们完全没有国债，拥有世界上最大的中产阶级，妈妈们在家带孩子。

到底发生了什么？你会拼写“政客”吗？ 我希望这篇文章能在美国传遍至少545次！！！你能帮它传出去！！！

去吧……做个美国人吧！！！

把这发给你认识的每个人！！！

英文原文：

翻译：READ, WEEP, PRINT AND KEEP!

This should be on the front page of every newspaper.

Charley Reese's Final column!

A very interesting column. COMPLETELY NEUTRAL.
Be sure to Read the Poem at the end..

Charley Reese's final column for the Orlando Sentinel... He has been a journalist for 49 years. He is retiring and this is HIS LAST COLUMN.

Be sure to read the Tax List at the end.

This is about as clear and easy to understand as it can be. The article below is completely neutral, neither anti-republican or democrat. Charlie Reese, a retired reporter for the Orlando Sentinel, has hit the nail directly on the head, defining clearly who it is that in the final analysis must assume responsibility for the judgments made that impact each one of us every day. It's a short but good read. Worth the time. Worth remembering!

545 vs. 300,000,000 People
-By Charlie Reese

Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.

Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?

Have you ever wondered, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes?

You and I don't propose a federal budget. The President does.

You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does.

You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does.

You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does.

You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.

One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one President, and nine Supreme Court justices equates to 545 human beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this country.

I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that problem was created by the Congress. In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional duty to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered, but private, central bank.

I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason. They have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a senator, a congressman, or a President to do one cotton-picking thing. I don't care if they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash. The politician has the power to accept or reject it. No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator's responsibility to determine how he votes.

Those 545 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you that what they did is not their fault. They cooperate in this common con regardless of party.

What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount of gall. No normal human being would have the gall of a Speaker, who stood up and criticized the President for creating deficits.. ( The President can only propose a budget. He cannot force the Congress to accept it.)

The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes. Who is the speaker of the House?( John Boehner. He is the leader of the majority party. He and fellow House members, not the President, can approve any budget they want. ) If the President vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree to. [The House has passed a budget but the Senate has not approved a budget in over three years. The President's proposed budgets have gotten almost unanimous rejections in the Senate in that time. ]

It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million cannot replace 545 people who stand convicted -- by present facts -- of incompetence and irresponsibility. I can't think of a single domestic problem that is not traceable directly to those 545 people. When you fully grasp the plain truth that 545 people exercise the power of the federal government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.

If the tax code is unfair, it's because they want it unfair.

If the budget is in the red, it's because they want it in the red.

If the Army & Marines are in Iraq and Afghanistan it's because they want them in Iraq and Afghanistan ..

If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement plan not available to the people, it's because they want it that way.

There are no insoluble government problems.

Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take this power.
Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like "the economy," "inflation," or "politics" that prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do.

Those 545 people, and they alone, are responsible. They, and they alone, have the power.

They, and they alone, should be held accountable by the people who are their bosses. Provided the voters have the gumption to manage their own employees... We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess!

Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper.

What you do with this article now that you have read it... is up to you.
This might be funny if it weren't so true.
Be sure to read all the way to the end:

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table,
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for
peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid...

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
to my doom...'

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the heck happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 545 times!!! YOU can help it get there!!!

GO AHEAD. . . BE AN AMERICAN!!!

SEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW

编译：林胥

我之前一直批评特朗普的总统任期，现在仍然如此。

但公平地说，特朗普总统并非那么糟糕，除了他煽动了对政府的叛乱，

在疫情管理不善，导致超过一百万美国人死亡，
称新纳粹分子为“非常好的人”，

将儿童与他们的家庭分离，

在官僚体系中失去了这些儿童，

在拉斐特广场上对和平抗议者使用催泪瓦斯，以便他能在教堂前手持圣经拍照，

试图禁止所有穆斯林进入美国，

被弹劾，

再次被弹劾，

拥有现代历史上任何总统中最差的就业记录，

向乌克兰施压以挖掘乔·拜登的黑料，

因为FBI调查他与俄罗斯的关系而解雇了FBI局长，

在电视上吹嘘解雇FBI局长，

相信普京的话而不是美国情报界，

挪用军事资金建造他的墙，

导致美国历史上最长的政府关门，

称“黑Lives Matter”为“仇恨的象征”，

撒谎超过3万次，

禁止跨性别者参军，

将提出尖锐问题的记者逐出白宫简报室，

否决国防拨款法案，因为它将以邦联士兵命名的军事基地改名，

拒绝公布他的纳税申报表，

使国家债务增加了近8万亿美元，

拥有美国历史上三个最高的年度贸易赤字，

称在战斗中死去的退伍军人和士兵为“失败者和傻瓜”，

在沙特领导人下令处决并肢解一名美国记者后对其进行纵容，

拒绝承认2020年选举结果，

聘用他不合格的女儿和女婿在白宫工作，

在接受莱斯利·斯塔尔采访时离场，

建议人们将漂白剂注入体内以对抗COVID，

抛弃我们的库尔德盟友给土耳其，

为最富有人群推动大规模减税，但不愿帮助工薪阶层美国人，

在疫情高峰期煽动几个州的反对封锁抗议者，

将美国退出巴黎气候协定，

将美国退出伊朗核协议，

将美国退出旨在阻止中国前进的跨太平洋伙伴关系，

在推特上侮辱他自己的内阁成员，

在拍照时将黑山领导人推开，

未能重申美国对保卫北约盟友的承诺，

称海地和非洲国家为“粪坑国家”，

称巴尔的摩市为“全国最差”，

声称他单枪匹马让“圣诞快乐”这个词重新流行，尽管它从未消失，

强迫他的内阁成员像邪教领袖一样公开赞美他，

相信自己应该获得诺贝尔和平奖，

在司法部长因俄罗斯调查而回避时对其进行责骂和贬低，

建议美国应该购买格陵兰岛，

与米奇·麦康奈尔勾结推动联邦法官和两名最高法院大法官的任命，支持阻止前任任命法官的努力，

反复称媒体为“人民的敌人”，

声称如果我们少测试COVID就会有更少的病例，

违反了薪酬条款，

认为“纳米比亚”是一个国家，

私下对鲍勃·伍德沃德说冠状病毒是个大问题，但在公开场合淡化其严重性，

称对他极为忠诚的副总统因遵守宪法而是“懦夫”，

在推特上威胁伊朗后几乎让我们与伊朗开战，

提名了一名腐败的环保署负责人，

提名了一名腐败的卫生与公众服务部负责人，

提名了一名腐败的内政部负责人，

提名了一名腐败的农业部负责人，

赞扬世界各地的独裁者和专制者，同时批评盟友，

拒绝允许总统过渡开始，

侮辱战英雄约翰·麦凯恩——甚至在他去世后，

在批评巴拉克·奥巴马打高尔夫球（次数远少于他）后，自己花了大量时间打高尔夫球，

错误地声称他赢得了2016年的普选，

称伦敦的穆斯林市长为“冷酷的失败者”，

错误地声称他拒绝了《时代》杂志的年度人物称号，

多次考虑解雇特别检察官罗伯特·穆勒，

嘲笑戴口罩以防止传播COVID的行为，

通过任命代理官员，锁定了国会确认内阁官员的宪法职责，

使用种族主义的狗哨，称COVID为“中国病毒”，

雇用并与许多最终被判联邦罪行的可疑人物交往，包括他的竞选经理和国家安全顾问，

赦免了他的几个可疑同伙，

将总统自由勋章授予两名放大他疯狂阴谋论的国会议员，

与澳大利亚领导人发生电话争吵（！），

有一位称他为白痴的国务卿，

强迫他的新闻秘书毫无根据地声称他的就职典礼人群是历史上最大的，

搞砸了COVID疫苗的推出，

发了太多危险的宣传推文，最终被Twitter封禁，

向特勤局收取高于市场价格的费用，

在与乔·拜登的第一次总统辩论中不断打断对方，

声称COVID会“神奇地”消失，

称一位美国参议员为“波卡洪塔斯”，

在诺德斯特龙停止销售伊万卡的商品时，用推特账号抨击该公司，

开放了数百万英亩原始联邦土地用于开发和钻探，

与中国陷入了一场失败的关税战，迫使美国纳税人救助农民，

声称他输掉的关税战是美国的胜利，

忽视或甚至不参与每日情报简报，

因为下雨而放弃在法国纪念美国战死者，

重新设计空军一号使其看起来像特朗普班车，

被金正恩及其“情书”玩弄，

威胁要违宪地对付社交媒体公司，

搞砸了对波多黎各飓风玛丽亚的应对，

在最终访问波多黎各时向他们扔纸巾，

向佐治亚州州长和州务卿施压，要求他们“找到”选票，

认为维尔京群岛有总统，

用马克笔在地图上涂改，以证明他关于阿拉巴马受飓风威胁的不准确推文，

允许白宫工作人员在官方业务中使用个人电子邮件账户，此前他曾因希拉里·克林顿这样做而抨击她，

取消了对公众免受汞和石棉危害的法规，

推动监管机构浪费时间研究COVID的蛇油疗法，

取消了阻止煤炭公司向河流倾倒废物的法规，

在白宫举行明显的竞选集会，

试图因为法律以一个黑人命名而剥夺数百万美国人的医疗保险，

拒绝参加继任者的就职典礼，

提名了历史上最差的教育部长，

威胁不按他意愿行事的法官，

攻击安东尼·福奇博士，

承诺墨西哥会为墙付钱（并未发生），

允许政治黑客否决政府科学家关于气候变化和其他问题的主要报告，

在声称对手虚弱后，自己在坡道上行走困难，

称一位非裔美国国会议员“低智商”，

威胁要扣留对民主党领导的州和城市的联邦援助，

在疫情期间举行充满无口罩支持者的集会，

声称对他不当行为的合法调查是“猎巫”，

似乎认为美国革命期间有机场，

要求FBI局长“完全忠诚”，

赞扬民主党是撒旦恋童癖的阴谋论，

彻底摧毁了美国之音，

任命一名政治黑客掌管邮政服务，

毫无证据地声称奥巴马政府窃听了特朗普大厦，

建议美国应允许更多来自挪威等地的人入境，

建议COVID没那么严重，因为他在顶级政府医生和公众无法获得的治疗帮助下康复，

推翻了连行业都支持的节能标准，

减少了美国接受的难民数量，

用幼稚的绰号侮辱国会议员和媒体的各个成员，

在国情咨文演讲中将总统自由勋章授予拉什·林博，

任命一名29岁的联邦人事负责人，此人此前因财务不当指控被白宫解雇，

取消了白宫的流行病应对办公室，

将士兵用作竞选道具，

解雇任何敢于反对他的顾问，

要求五角大楼为他举行苏联式军事游行，

雇佣了一大堆白人民族主义者，

将公务员体系政治化，

在俄罗斯黑客攻击美国政府后毫无作为，

谎称童子军打电话给他，说他在童军大会上的怪演讲是给童军的最佳演讲，

声称如果拜登获胜，黑人将占领郊区，

侮辱有色人种记者，

侮辱女性记者，侮辱有色人种女性记者，

暗示他对中国压迫维吾尔人没意见，

在最高法院裁决对他不利时攻击法院，

召集宾夕法尼亚州立法领导人到白宫，施压他们推翻选举结果，

每天花无数小时看福克斯新闻，

拒绝让他的政府遵守国会传票，

雇佣鲁迪·朱利安尼作为他的律师，

试图惩罚亚马逊，因为杰夫·贝佐斯拥有的《华盛顿邮报》写了关于他的负面报道，

表现得好像美国司法部长是他的私人律师，

试图让联邦政府在一女性指控他性侵犯的诽谤诉讼中为他辩护，

与普京举行私人会晤，没有工作人员在场，

不披露他与普京的私人会晤，以至于美国必须通过俄罗斯媒体了解情况，

数月不举行新闻发布会，

“命令”美国公司离开中国，尽管他没有这种权力，

领导一个甚至懒得起草政策纲领的政党，

荒谬地声称宪法第二条赋予他绝对权力，

试图向英国施压，让英国公开赛在他的高尔夫球场举行，

建议政府用核弹对付飓风，

建议风力涡轮机导致癌症，

说他有特殊的科学天赋，

在2020年选举被证明安全后解雇了选举网络安全负责人，

向俄罗斯官员泄露机密信息，

试图强迫G7在他失败的高尔夫度假村开会，

在代理司法部长拒绝配合他违宪的穆斯林旅行禁令时解雇她，

雇佣了斯蒂芬·米勒，

在马阿拉歌的餐厅公开讨论国家安全问题，所有人都能听到，

干扰FBI搬迁计划，因为新开发项目可能与他酒店竞争，

抛弃在战争中帮助美国的伊拉克难民，

试图让俄罗斯重返G7，

在玫瑰园举行COVID超级传播活动，

似乎相信弗雷德里克·道格拉斯还活着，

在法庭上输掉了60起选举欺诈案件，包括在他提名的法官面前，

错误地声称工厂重新开放，其实并未如此，

无耻地利用欧洲的恐怖袭击为他的反移民政策辩护，

仍未提出医疗计划，

尽管多次举办“基础设施周”，仍未提出基础设施计划，

在感染COVID时强迫特勤局特工开车带他绕沃尔特·里德医院，

告诉“骄傲男孩”要“待命待命”，

搞砸了人口普查措辞，

在疫情期间将美国退出世界卫生组织，

他执行的职责如此之少，以至于他的新闻团队被迫在他的日程表上写道：“特朗普总统将从清晨工作到深夜。他将打很多电话，参加很多会议”，

允许他的工作人员反复违反《哈奇法案》，

似乎不知道亚伯拉罕·林肯是共和党人，

站在神圣的CIA英雄墙前吹嘘他的选举胜利，

不断声称自己比任何总统受到的待遇都差（这可能包括四位被暗杀的总统，以及他的前任，其合法性和出生地被一个名叫唐纳德·特朗普的种族主义真人秀明星质疑），

声称安德鲁·杰克逊本可以阻止内战，尽管他在内战前16年就去世了，

说任何显示他落后的民意调查都是假的，

声称在他当选总统前其他国家嘲笑我们，而几位世界领导人实际上在嘲笑他，

声称在他当选总统前军方弹药耗尽，

成立了一个粉饰美国历史的委员会，

转发了英国最种族主义者之一的反伊斯兰视频，

荒谬地声称如果有人有枪，脉冲夜总会枪击案就不会发生，尽管那里有武装保安，

雇佣了一位高级职员，她引用不存在的“鲍灵格林大屠杀”作为禁止穆斯林的理由，

有一位新闻秘书声称纳粹德国从未使用化学武器，尽管每个理智的人都知道他们用毒气杀害了数百万犹太人和其他人，

以高于市场价的价格向特勤局收费，当他们不得不住在特朗普的物业时，

显然在他离开白宫时卖了赦免，

剥夺了59,000海地人的保护地位，

错误地声称拜登想取消警察经费，

说疾病控制与预防中心负责人不知道自己在说什么，

试图取消对“梦想者”的保护，

给自己应对疫情的表现打了A+，

试图因网络谣言抵制固特异轮胎，

说如果不计算蓝州，美国的COVID感染率会更低，

驱逐了为国家服务的无证美国退伍军人，

声称他为非裔美国人做的比林肯以来的任何总统都多，

吹嘘一种“超厉害”的秘密“水声”导弹，可能是一种新的“高超音速”导弹，也可能根本不存在，

转发了一个称拜登为恋童癖的gif，

为家人强制通过安全许可，

建议警察应该粗暴对待嫌疑人，

建议拜登在使用兴奋剂，

试图阻止跨性别学生按照性别认同使用学校厕所，

建议美国不接受游轮上的COVID患者，因为这会让美国数字看起来更高，

提名了一位气候变化怀疑论者主持白宫环境政策顾问委员会，

转发了一段被篡改的视频，看起来像是拜登在竞选活动中播放了一首名为“Fuck tha Police”的歌，

拥抱了数量惊人的美国国旗，

指责民主党在国情咨文演讲中不鼓掌是“叛国”，

声称FBI未能抓住帕克兰学校枪手，

因为他们“花太多时间”在俄罗斯问题上，

嘲笑克里斯汀·布拉西·福特博士在指控布雷特·卡瓦诺性侵时的证词，

对低流量厕所着迷，

在没有疫苗可释放时下令重新释放更多COVID疫苗，

呼吁建造一个奇怪的英雄花园，里面有著名已故美国人和至少一个加拿大人（亚历克斯·特雷贝克）的雕像，

劫持了华盛顿7月4日的庆祝活动，发表了一场党派演讲，

听取了MyPillow家伙的建议，

声称寻求在美国过上更好生活的移民是危险的毒贩和强奸犯车队，

在普京毒害一名主要反对派人物时保持沉默，

似乎从未听从他妻子“做最好”的活动建议，

错误地声称邮寄投票有欺诈，尽管他自己也通过邮寄投票，

宣布从叙利亚仓促撤军，这不仅让俄罗斯和ISIS获胜，还促使他的国防部长抗议辞职，

侮辱加拿大领导人，

侮辱法国领导人，

侮辱英国领导人，

侮辱德国领导人，

侮辱瑞典领导人（瑞典！！），

错误地声称他让北约成员增加了会费份额，

错过了两次亚洲峰会，尽管它们是以虚拟方式举行，

继续谎称与9/11救援人员在世贸中心度过了很多时间，

说如果美国遭到攻击，日本会坐下来看他们的“索尼电视”，

在一怒之下提前离开北约峰会，

直视日食，尽管每个5岁以上的人都知道不能这样做，

称自己是一个非常稳定的天才，尽管有大量相反证据，

拒绝承诺和平移交权力，并兑现了他的承诺，

还有一大堆我现在记不起来的其他事情。

但除此之外……‍️ 他是一个伟大的总统
所有这些都有据可查——我很希望有人能向我证明其中任何一条是错误的，我会修正特朗普所作所为的记录簿！

编译：林胥
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英文原文：来自脸书
作者：佚名
I’ve been critical of the Trump presidency before and I still am.

But to be fair, President Trump wasn’t that bad, other than when he incited an insurrection against the government,

Mismanaged a pandemic that killed over a million Americans,
Called neo-Nazis “very fine people,”

Separated children from their families,

Lost those children in the bureaucracy,

Tear-gassed peaceful protesters on Lafayette Square so he could hold a photo op holding a Bible in front of a church,

Tried to block all Muslims from entering the country,

Got impeached,

Got impeached again,

Had the worst jobs record of any president in modern history,

Pressured Ukraine to dig dirt on Joe Biden,

Fired the FBI director for investigating his ties to Russia,

Bragged about firing the FBI director on TV,

Took Vladimir Putin’s word over the US intelligence community,

Diverted military funding to build his wall,

Caused the longest government shutdown in US history,

Called Black Lives Matter a “symbol of hate,”

Lied over 30,000 times,

Banned transgender people from serving in the military,

Ejected reporters from the White House briefing room who asked tough questions,

Vetoed the defense funding bill because it renamed military bases named for Confederate soldiers,

Refused to release his tax returns,

Increased the national debt by nearly $8 trillion,

Had three of the highest annual trade deficits in U.S. history,

Called veterans and soldiers who died in combat losers and suckers,

Coddled the leader of Saudi Arabia after he ordered the execution and dismembering of a US-based journalist,

Refused to concede the 2020 election,

Hired his unqualified daughter and son-in-law to work in the White House,

Walked out of an interview with Lesley Stahl,

Suggested that people should inject bleach into their bodies to fight COVID,

Abandoned our allies the Kurds to Turkey,

Pushed through massive tax cuts for the wealthiest but balked at helping working Americans,

Incited anti-lockdown protestors in several states at the height of the pandemic,

Withdrew the US from the Paris climate accords,

Withdrew the US from the Iranian nuclear deal,

Withdrew the US from the Trans Pacific Partnership which was designed to block China’s advances,

Insulted his own Cabinet members on Twitter,

Pushed the leader of Montenegro out of the way during a photo op,

Failed to reiterate US commitment to defending NATO allies,

Called Haiti and African nations “shithole” countries,

Called the city of Baltimore the “worst in the nation,”

Claimed that he single handedly brought back the phrase “Merry Christmas” even though it hadn’t gone anywhere,

Forced his Cabinet members to praise him publicly like some cult leader,

Believed he should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize,

Berated and belittled his hand-picked Attorney General when he recused himself from the Russia probe,

Suggested the US should buy Greenland,

Colluded with Mitch McConnell to push through federal judges and two Supreme Court justices, after supporting efforts to prevent his predecessor from appointing judges,

Repeatedly called the media “enemies of the people,”

Claimed that if we tested fewer people for COVID we’d have fewer cases,

Violated the emoluments clause,

Thought that Nambia was a country,

Told Bob Woodward in private that the coronavirus was a big deal but then downplayed it in public,

Called his exceedingly faithful vice president a “p---y” for following the Constitution,

Nearly got us into a war with Iran after threatening them by tweet,

Nominated a corrupt head of the EPA,

Nominated a corrupt head of HHS,

Nominated a corrupt head of the Interior Department,

Nominated a corrupt head of the USDA,

Praised dictators and authoritarians around the world while criticizing allies,

Refused to allow the presidential transition to begin,

Insulted war hero John McCain – even after his death,

Spent an obscene amount of time playing golf after criticizing Barack Obama for playing (far less) golf while president,

Falsely claimed that he won the 2016 popular vote,

Called the Muslim mayor of London a “stone cold loser,”

Falsely claimed that he turned down being Time’s Man of the Year,

Considered firing special counsel Robert Mueller on several occasions,

Mocked wearing face masks to guard against transmitting COVID,

Locked Congress out of its constitutional duty to confirm Cabinet officials by hiring acting ones,

Used a racist dog whistle by calling COVID the “China virus,”

Hired and associated with numerous shady figures that were eventually convicted of federal offenses including his campaign manager and national security adviser,

Pardoned several of his shady associates,

Gave the Presidential Medal of Freedom to two congressman who amplified his bat shit crazy conspiracy theories,

Got into telephone fight with the leader of Australia(!),

Had a Secretary of State who called him a moron,

Forced his press secretary to claim without merit that his was the largest inauguration crowd in history,

Botched the COVID vaccine rollout,

Tweeted so much dangerous propaganda that Twitter eventually banned him,

Charged the Secret Service jacked-up rates at his properties,

Constantly interrupted Joe Biden in their first presidential debate,

Claimed that COVID would “magically” disappear,

Called a U.S. Senator “Pocahontas,”

Used his Twitter account to blast Nordstrom when it stopped selling Ivanka’s merchandise,

Opened up millions of pristine federal lands to development and drilling,

Got into a losing tariff war with China that forced US taxpayers to bail out farmers,

Claimed that his losing tariff war was a win for the US,

Ignored or didn’t even take part in daily intelligence briefings,

Blew off honoring American war dead in France because it was raining,

Redesigned Air Force One to look like the Trump Shuttle,

Got played by Kim Jung Un and his “love letters,”

Threatened to go after social media companies in clear violation of the Constitution,

Botched the response to Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico,

Threw paper towels at Puerto Ricans when he finally visited them,

Pressured the governor and secretary of state of Georgia to “find” him votes,

Thought that the Virgin islands had a President,

Drew on a map with a Sharpie to justify his inaccurate tweet that Alabama was threatened by a hurricane,

Allowed White House staff to use personal email accounts for official businesses after blasting Hillary Clinton for doing the same thing,

Rolled back regulations that protected the public from mercury and asbestos,

Pushed regulators to waste time studying snake-oil remedies for COVID,

Rolled back regulations that stopped coal companies from dumping waste into rivers,

Held blatant campaign rallies at the White House,

Tried to take away millions of Americans’ health insurance because the law was named for a Black man,

Refused to attend his successors’ inauguration,

Nominated the worst Education Secretary in history,

Threatened judges who didn’t do what he wanted,

Attacked Dr. Anthony Fauci,

Promised that Mexico would pay for the wall (it didn’t),

Allowed political hacks to overrule government scientists on major reports on climate change and other issues,

Struggled navigating a ramp after claiming his opponent was feeble,

Called an African-American Congresswoman “low IQ,”

Threatened to withhold federal aid from states and cities with Democratic leaders,

Went ahead with rallies filled with maskless supporters in the middle of a pandemic,

Claimed that legitimate investigations of his wrongdoing were “witch hunts,”

Seemed to demonstrate a belief that there were airports during the American Revolution,

Demanded “total loyalty” from the FBI director,

Praised a conspiracy theory that Democrats are Satanic pedophiles,

Completely gutted the Voice of America,

Placed a political hack in charge of the Postal Service,

Claimed without evidence that the Obama administration bugged Trump Tower,

Suggested that the US should allow more people from places like Norway into the country,

Suggested that COVID wasn’t that bad because he recovered with the help of top government doctors and treatments not available to the public,

Overturned energy conservation standards that even industry supported,

Reduced the number of refugees the US accepts,

Insulted various members of Congress and the media with infantile nicknames,

Gave Rush Limbaugh a Presidential medal of Freedom at the State of the Union address,

Named as head of federal personnel a 29-year old who’d previously been fired from the White House for allegations of financial improprieties,

Eliminated the White House office of pandemic response,
Used soldiers as campaign props,

Fired any advisor who made the mistake of disagreeing with him,
Demanded the Pentagon throw him a Soviet-style military parade,

Hired a shit ton of white nationalists,

Politicized the civil service,

Did absolutely nothing after Russia hacked the U.S. government,

Falsely said the Boy Scouts called him to say his bizarre Jamboree speech was the best speech ever given to the Scouts,

Claimed that Black people would overrun the suburbs if Biden won,

Insulted reporters of color,

Insulted women reporters, insulted women reporters of color,

Suggested he was fine with China’s oppression of the Uighurs,

Attacked the Supreme Court when it ruled against him,

Summoned Pennsylvania state legislative leaders to the White House, to pressure them to overturn the election,

Spent countless hours every day watching Fox News,

Refused to allow his administration to comply with Congressional subpoenas,

Hired Rudy Giuliani as his lawyer,

Tried to punish Amazon because the Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post wrote negative stories about him,

Acted as if the Attorney General of the United States was his personal attorney,
Attempted to get the federal government to defend him in a libel lawsuit from a women who accused him of sexual assault,

Held private meetings with Vladimir Putin without staff present,

Didn’t disclose his private meetings with Vladimir Putin so that the US had to find out via Russian media,

Stopped holding press briefings for months at a time,

“Ordered” US companies to leave China even though he has no such power,

Led a political party that couldn’t even be bothered to draft a policy platform,

Claimed preposterously that Article II of the Constitution gave him absolute powers,

Tried to pressure the U.K. to hold the British Open at his golf course,

Suggested that the government nuke hurricanes,

Suggested that wind turbines cause cancer,

Said that he had a special aptitude for science,

Fired the head of election cyber security after he said that the 2020 election was secure,

Blurted out classified information to Russian officials,

Tried to force the G7 to hold their meeting at his failing golf resort in Florida,

Fired the acting attorney general when she refused to go along with his unconstitutional Muslim travel ban,

Hired Stephen Miller,

Openly discussed national security issues in the dining room at Mar-a-Lago where everyone could hear them,

Interfered with plans to relocate the FBI because a new development there might compete with his hotel,

Abandoned Iraqi refugees who’d helped the U.S. during the war,
Tried to get Russia back into the G7,

Held a COVID super spreader event in the Rose Garden,

Seemed to believe that Frederick Douglass is still alive,

Lost 60 election fraud cases in court including before judges he had nominated,

Falsely claimed that factories were reopening when they weren’t,

Shamelessly exploited terror attacks in Europe to justify his anti-immigrant policies,

Still hasn’t come up with a healthcare plan,

Still hasn’t come up with an infrastructure plan despite repeated “Infrastructure Weeks,”

Forced Secret Service agents to drive him around Walter Reed while contagious with COVID,

Told the Proud Boys to “stand back and stand by,”

Screwed up the Census wording,

Withdrew the U.S. from the World Health Organization in the middle of a pandemic,

Did so few of his duties that his press staff were forced to state on his daily schedule: “President Trump will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings,”

Allowed his staff to repeatedly violate the Hatch Act,

Seemed not to know that Abraham Lincoln was a Republican,
Stood before sacred CIA wall of heroes and bragged about his election win,

Constantly claimed he was treated worse than any president, (which presumably includes four that were assassinated, and his predecessor whose legitimacy and birthplace were challenged by a racist reality TV show star named Donald Trump),

Claimed Andrew Jackson could’ve stopped the Civil War even though he died 16 years before it happened,

Said that any opinion poll showing him behind was fake,

Claimed that other countries laughed at us before he became president when several world leaders were literally laughing at him,

Claimed that the military was out of ammunition before he became President,

Created a commission to whitewash American history,

Retweeted anti-Islam videos from one of the most racist people in Britain,

Claimed ludicrously that the Pulse nightclub shooting wouldn’t have happened if someone there had a gun even though there was an armed security guard there,

Hired a senior staffer who cited the non-existent "Bowling Green Massacre" as a reason to ban Muslims,

Had a press secretary who claimed that Nazi Germany never used chemical weapons even though every sane human being knows they used gas to kill millions of Jews and others,

Bilked the Secret Service for higher than market rates when they had to stay at Trump properties,

Apparently sold pardons on his way out of the White House,
Stripped protective status from 59,000 Haitians,

Falsely claimed Biden wanted to de-fund the police,

Said that the head of the CDC didn’t know what he was talking about,

Tried to rescind protection from DREAMers,

Gave himself an A+ for his handling of the pandemic,

Tried to start a boycott of Goodyear tires due to an Internet hoax,
Said U.S. rates of COVID would be lower if you didn’t count blue states,

Deported U.S. veterans who served their country but were undocumented,

Claimed he did more for African Americans than any president since Lincoln,

Touted a “super-duper” secret “hydrosonic” missile, which may or may not be a new “hypersonic” missile, or may not exist at all,

Retweeted a gif calling Biden a pedophile,

Forced through security clearances for his family,

Suggested that police officers should rough up suspects,

Suggested that Biden was on performance-enhancing drugs,

Tried to stop transgender students from being able to use school bathrooms in line with their gender identification,

Suggested the US not accept COVID patients from a cruise ship because it would make US numbers look higher,

Nominated a climate change skeptic to chair the committee advising the White House on environmental policy,

Retweeted a video doctored to look like Biden had played a song called “Fuck tha Police” at a campaign event,

Hugged a disturbingly large number of U.S. flags,

Accused Democrats of “treason” for not applauding his State of the Union address,

Claimed that the FBI failed to capture the Parkland school shooter,

because they were “spending too much time” on Russia,

Mocked the testimony of Dr Christine Blasey Ford when she accused Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault,

Obsessed over low-flow toilets,

Ordered the re-release of more COVID vaccines when there weren’t any to release,

Called for the construction of a bizarre garden of heroes with statutes of famous dead Americans as well as at least one Canadian (Alex Trebek),

Hijacked Washington’s July 4th celebrations to give a partisan speech,

Took advice from the MyPillow guy,

Claimed that migrants seeking a better life in the US were dangerous caravans of drug dealers and rapists,

Said nothing when Vladimir Putin poisoned a leading opposition figure,

Never seemed to heed the advice of his wife’s “Be Best” campaign,

Falsely claimed that mail-in voting is fraudulent, though he, (himself), votes by mail,

Announced a precipitous withdrawal of troops from Syria which not only handed Russia and ISIS a win but also prompted his defense secretary to resign in protest,

Insulted the leader of Canada,

Insulted the leader of France,

Insulted the leader of Britain,

Insulted the leader of Germany,

Insulted the leader of Sweden (Sweden!!),

Falsely claimed credit for getting NATO members to increase their share of dues,

Blew off two Asia summits even though they were held virtually,

Continued lying about spending lots of time at Ground Zero with 9/11 responders,

Said that the Japanese would sit back and watch their “Sony televisions” if the US were ever attacked,

Left a NATO summit early in a huff,

Stared directly into an eclipse even though everyone over the age of 5 knows not to do that,

Called himself a very stable genius despite significant evidence to the contrary,

Refused to commit to a peaceful transfer of power and kept his promise,

and a whole bunch of other things I can’t remember at the moment.

But other than that. . . ‍️ He was a great President
All documented - - I would LOVE for anyone to show me proof that any of these are WRONG, and I will correct the Record Book of what Trump did!

这不是他想让普京赢。
这只是复仇，纯粹的复仇。

他想摧毁泽连斯基，摧毁乌克兰，摧毁地球上每一个乌克兰人。

为什么？因为在他上一次执政期间，他在全世界面前遭受了彻底的羞辱。

他曾是美国总统，却连这样一个小国都无法胁迫，无法让它提供那样一个简单的东西——“拜登的黑料”。仅此而已。

结果呢？他什么也没得到。

更糟糕的是，他被法院和国会推翻。他被揭露，被否定，被调查。

他被弹劾了。

他本来希望赢得普京的钦佩和尊重，结果却成了一个彻头彻尾的失败者，一个笑柄。他和他整个自封的“黑手党”组织都成了笑柄。

人们对1月6日国会骚乱那天的记忆，最深刻的就是那个戴着牛角帽、像小狗一样嚎叫的男人。

人们对他“窃取选举”的指控和“大谎言”案件的记忆，则是朱利安尼的染发剂滴落，以及他那帮小丑律师在一个汽修厂门口开记者会的荒诞场面。

他们记得他那屈辱的第二次弹劾。

他总统生涯的结尾，成了笑话，成了无数梗图的素材。他灰溜溜地离开，站在机场跑道上，只有家人和雇员为他鼓掌，而其他所有人都去参加了总统就职典礼。

而这一切——全都是因为泽连斯基拒绝帮他这个“世界上最有权势的人”一个小忙。

所以，不，这次不关普京的事。

他不是想把乌克兰当作礼物送给普京。他想让乌克兰的每一寸土地都化为灰烬。他想让乌克兰人民被消灭。他要让普京只剩下一片废墟。

他甚至要对付在美国的乌克兰难民，撤销他们的保护身份，把他们驱逐回去，让他们被彻底毁灭。

他也没有要求俄罗斯归还那些被绑架的乌克兰儿童。他无所谓这些孩子被当作俄罗斯人养大，忘记自己曾是乌克兰人。

但在这一切发生之前，他还要先递给泽连斯基一根假橄榄枝，给他一丝希望。他要让泽连斯基为了这点希望而低声下气，匍匐在他脚下，在全世界面前恳求他的怜悯。

不，不是全世界。是欧洲。他要让整个欧洲为曾经对他的轻蔑而忏悔。他要让他们害怕自己也会遭遇同样的命运，害怕他们的生命，害怕他们的安全。他要让他们也跪下来求他。

还有加拿大。

至于澳大利亚，他已经得到了他们的“尊重”。在太平洋地区，这对他来说就够了。至于中国，那随它去。台湾、韩国、日本——这些国家的人对他来说根本不重要。

印度，只要他们记得他是老板，他们都得听他的。他最在意的，就是让人们知道自己的位置。

以色列，这个得特殊对待，以取悦他的“虔诚基督徒”支持者——直到世界末日到来。但在那之前，他得先建好自己的加沙度假村。等世界末日过后，那片美丽的海滨地块仍然会在那里，而它的主人，依旧是他。

至于南美和非洲，它们在他的计划里根本没有位置。他当然不会再给它们提供任何援助——无论是金钱、粮食，还是药品。如果再来一次全球疫情，就让它顺势“减少剩余人口”吧，正如斯克鲁奇所说的那样。聪明的商人，那个斯克鲁奇。可惜最后心软了。

与此同时，他正在彻底拆解曾在上次任期内违抗他的美国政府，打造一个全新的企业化模式——充满唯唯诺诺的附庸和迎合者，终于让他得到他认为自己应得的服从。

也许到那时，普京才会真正尊重他。

如果不尊重……嗯，也许他会让皮特（Pete）直接扔颗炸弹过去。

他现在还需要普京吗？

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英文原文：
作者：佚名

No. This is not him wanting Putin to win.
This is REVENGE, pure and simple.

He wants to destroy Zelenskyy, destroy Ukraine, and destroy every single Ukrainian on Earth.

WHY? Because he was totally humiliated, in front of the entire world, during his last administration.

Here he was President of the United States, and he could not extort this one little country to give him something SO simple. Something that would cost them nothing. Just "Dirt On Biden". That's all.

Instead he got NOTHING.

Worse, he got over-ruled by the Courts and by Congress here at home. He got exposed. He got repudiated. He got investigated.

He got IMPEACHED.

Instead of earning Putin's admiration and respect, he looked like a total loser. He looked like a fool. Him, and his whole would-be mafia organization.

The picture everyone remembers most of the day of the January 6th insurrection is that ridiculous guy with the horns, howling like a puppy dog.

The picture they have the prosecution of the "stolen election", the Big Lie, is Rudy's dripping hair dye, and his clown car of lawyers, holding a presser in front of a landscape garage by mistake.

They remember his humiliating SECOND impeachment.

He ended his presidency a laughingstock. The butt of a million memes. Slinking away, with only his family and hirelings applauding him on the airport tarmac. Everyone else had gone to the Inauguration.

And all of it - ALL OF IT- was because Zelenskyy would not do him - the most powerful man in the world - a simple little favor.

And so, no. This is not about Putin. Not this time.

He is not handing Ukraine to Putin as a gift. He wants every last inch of Ukraine destroyed. He wants its people destroyed. He wants Putin to get only ashes.

He is even going after Ukrainian refugees here in America, to revoke their protected status, and deport them back to be destroyed as well.

He is not demanding that Russia return the thousands of Ukrainian children Russian forces kidnapped, either. He is fine with them being raised as Russians, and forgetting they ever were Ukrainian.

But before any of that happens, he wants to hold out a fake olive branch of hope to Zelenskyy. He wants Zelenskyy to grovel for it. To crawl to him for it. To humble himself on his knees and plead for mercy, in front of the entire world.

No, not the entire world. In front of the EUROPEAN world. He wants all of Europe to repent for their contempt of him, too. He wants them to fear for THEIR lives. For THEIR safety. He wants THEM to grovel to him, too.

And Canada.

He already has Australia's "respect". That is all that matters to him in the Pacific. China can do what it wants with the rest. Taiwan, South Korea, Japan - none of THOSE people really matter to him at all.

India is OK as long as they remember HE is the boss, and they all work for HIM. He is all about people knowing their place.

And Israel. Well, he has to take special care of Israel to keep his "beautiful Christians" happy. Until it is destroyed in the Apolcalypse. But he plans to get his Gaza resort built before that. And afterwards, that beautiful waterfront property will still be there, and he'll still own it.

As for South America and Africa, they don't fit into his plans at all. He certainly is not going to send them any more aid, whether it is money, food, or medicine. If another pandemic comes along, let it just "decrease the surplus population", as Scrooge once said. Smart man of business, that Scrooge. Too bad he got soft at the end.

Meanwhile, he is busy dismantling the American government that bucked him at every turn last time, for the new Corporate model of yes-men and party girls that will finally give HIM the obeisance he DESERVES.

And maybe then, Putin will respect him, too. If not, well, maybe he'll just get Pete to drop a bomb on him.

Why does he need Putin any more?

编译：林胥

俄乌战争开打至今已经快2个半月了，战争的手段除了枪炮，还有口炮，当然，还有宣传。

交战双方的胜负如何呢？

照我看来，战略上俄军已经失败，战术上仍然占有优势。

口炮方面，俄俄罗斯完胜乌克兰，不过偶尔也有打口炮砸中自己脚趾头的时候。

5月1日，拉夫罗夫外长一句希特勒有犹太血统的口炮惹恼了以色列。

也许是在二战期间和前苏联结下了不解情缘有关，以色列在此次俄乌战争中原本态度模糊，拉外长一发口炮，成功地把以色列送进了反俄俱乐部。

大家都知道，以色列属于那种人狠话不多的角色，他们简单抗议后立刻采取行动，允许北约国家向乌提供以国生产的坦克大杀器——拉斐尔长钉反坦克导弹。该导弹属于“射后不理”的智能型导弹，几乎弹无虚发，相信够前方俄军喝一壶的。

虽然蒲金代拉外长道了歉，以方也接受了道歉，但那不过是外交礼仪，该给的援助可不会撤。

宣传方面，俄方更是具有先天的优势。至于乌克兰，说得不客气一点，压根就弄不太懂啥叫宣传。

4月上旬，中文简体各大媒体同时报道一则新闻，乌克兰东部一位名叫安娜的老奶奶错把从家门前走过的乌军当作了俄军，举着苏联红旗上前迎接，结果被乌军士兵把红旗踩在脚下。

老奶奶悲愤地说：“当初我的父母为了守护这面红旗牺牲了性命，而如今你却将它踩在脚下！”

士兵回答：“我踩它是因为它跑到我的地盘来了，刚刚我还跟你说俄语，我现在可是为我的国家而战。”然后让老奶奶把他们给她的食物留下，当然老奶奶勇敢地拒绝了。

在俄语和简体中文圈里，他们把乌军士兵的行为叫“欺辱”。

我实在看不出乌军士兵的行为有什么不妥，难道他应该把敌人的旗帜当作圣物供奉不成？

该视频在俄语和简体中文圈让无数人“泪目”之后，俄方很快找到了安娜老奶奶，打算把她转移到俄罗斯去。

这是多好的事呀！既可以逃离战乱，又可以来到魂牵梦萦的精神家园。可老奶奶竟然婉拒了俄方的善意，仍然和老伴一起住在战火纷飞的哈尔科夫的小屋里。

如今，她怎么样了呢？

此刻，她在哈尔科夫一所医院里，因为她家的小屋被俄军的炮弹炸毁了，自己也受了伤，被乌克兰军92旅的士兵的救下了。

为什么此前她要拿着苏联旗帜迎接俄军呢？

安娜老奶奶说，当时她把乌军误当成俄军后，试图用红旗与他们“和解”，她天真地认为，这样他们就不会“摧毁村庄和乌克兰”，现在她成的俄的宣传品，感觉自己像个叛徒。

安娜老奶奶的这段话，让我想起70多年日军进入中国许多城市时，不是也有不计其数的平民举着太阳旗欢迎的么？难道会有人认为他们真的是在喜迎王师？

安娜老奶奶们这样的行为，恰恰说明对方不什么好人，更是与所谓的仁义之师八竿子打不着。

即便安娜老奶奶是真心实意迎接俄军，那也说明不了任何问题，咱们身边不是至今还有许多白发苍苍的老人怀念60年前的时代吗？难道可以拿来证明今非而昨是？

可笑的是，习惯了宣传的人到现在还捧着这件所谓的“新闻”当作至宝。

5月5月，众多大媒又在醒目的位置报道“举红旗的乌克兰奶奶”画作即将登上火箭，选中中国画师作品”。

原来，安娜老奶奶“走红”之后，俄罗斯掀起了一股“艺术”创作风潮，出现了无数以她为题材的画作、海报、雕塑等作品。

咱们的画师们也不甘落后，纷纷拿起如椽画笔，重新开启了久违的创作方法。下面这幅图就是中国画师“@羊咩咩衣JY”的作品，因其独特的前苏因素而被俄罗斯航天局采用，将被喷涂在6月3日发射的“联盟-2.1a”运载火箭的整流罩上，随火箭一同穿越大气层。

坦率地说，我怀疑这颗火箭到底有没有机会发射。

讽刺的是，安娜老奶奶的孙子目前已经流亡到了波兰，而她在了解布恰惨案后，已经自己主动将那面旗帜扔掉了。

我唯一不知道的，就是她将它扔到垃圾堆上还是厕所里了。

最后再补充一下，乌克兰军方为了防止有人对老奶奶有敌意，敦促士兵不许羞辱和伤害安娜老奶奶。

一个普通人做了一个《四月之声》的视频，被无数人不断地接力转载，在朋友圈引发了现象级传播，但也被全网查删。（视频素材来自微信公众号：永远的草莓园）

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@湖畔农民 上帝保佑！

@王平 身体素质！

真是曲折。疫情一下，一切皆有可能。好的，坏的。努力做自掌握自己命运的人不容易！